i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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