Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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