How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Mom said you looked used
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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