For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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