so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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