We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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