I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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