Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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