ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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