I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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