I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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