More tranny stories later!
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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