His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
