I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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