Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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