Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
BRING THE BAGELS
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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