this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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