I need help removing her.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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