Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Randomize
