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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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