am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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