She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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