this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?