i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.