Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
When did angry sex become our thing?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee