yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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