dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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