Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Help. Why am I so naked?
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