i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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