So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
