i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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