Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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