The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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