this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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