The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Someone shattered a urinal.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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