we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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