you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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