Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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