Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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