Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
