He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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