there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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