Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
