We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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