i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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