..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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