she smelled like a LAN party
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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