i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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