sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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