My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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