Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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