he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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