we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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