..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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