terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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