Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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