Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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